Category: humor

  • a page is born.  consider the tomato.

    a page is born. consider the tomato.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/14/most-popular-cuisine-state_n_6457252.html

    We love maps.  They tell a lot about people, in cultural geography and human habits – popular food consumption, being the topic of this one.

    The Huffington Post at the above link shows the popularity by state of various cuisines “the most popular” – and as you look at those, think of the percentage of those 50 states’ popular cuisines that contain some sort of tomatoes within them.

    Consider also, the current administration’s “war on Mexico and NAFTA” and his assertion that the imports should be taxed to a greater extent.  Consider his petulant pursuit of ridding the United States of “undocumented immigrants” and its impact on the state economies on whose GDP depends on many of these workers to bring the (pardon the pun) fruits to bear…

    Enjoy barbecue?  Enjoy guacamole? Enjoy tomatoes in any form?  How about that marinara on your pasta?  How about that salsa?  Do vegans eat tomatoes?  You betcha!  Ketchup on your hot doggies or your burgers?  How about “them fries”?

    Imagine that you may be paying 25% or more on those current day prices?  Think that this is outlandish?  Think again.

    The lowly tomato could become something that is costly to buy – because its production may be limited if those folks who work to bring them to market vanish “poof” into jails as they await deportation…  The knock-on effects translate to more impact on your wallet and your “favorite foods” in our fifty-states.

    Be careful what you ask for, purveyors of those cuisines into which tomatoes enter or serve as a basis to them therefore…

    Consider the tomato…

  • 2017.  meh.  fear and loathing in the new year.

    2017. meh. fear and loathing in the new year.

    2016 really became the most bizarre year in recent memory, especially during the second half.  Was it something that got sprayed into the air that said, “Go act crazy now, ya’ hear?” – and they did?  “They” meaning all of those who have drunk the koolaid and are expecting miracles.  Ever hear of Jim Jones and Guyana?  Hmmm.  Now this is again, “The Madness of Crowds – Extraordinary Popular Delusions”.  So, in 19 days, or thereabouts, the shit-show begins.  Yes, I can still say that.  I can curse if I want to, I have earned it.

    Hunter S. Thompson!  We miss you!  No telling what you would be saying about all of this.  Something fearsome hilarious, no doubt.  I cannot imagine.  I would think that the book would be a NYT Best Seller in a heartbeat.  We are buckling our seat belts for a wild ride, no doubt.

    Right now, though, just worried about the hacking and sputtering wink-wink.  So much ado and so much to worry about, it is one of those times that just keeps going on and on and on and on and on… and on.

    So, break out the Champagne or your favorite bubbly.  What the heck?  Why not?  Go read Revelations for some cheery late night reading – or any other apocalyptic ancient script – pick one, they all basically point to the same thing – end times with someone coming to help us out of the situation.  I’m subscribing to one, others subscribing to others… that’s the way the world has ALWAYS worked, right?

    In the meantime, I’m headed to the treadmill for some escape binge watching…  Luckily, we did not see any clowns the weekend, but plenty of wannabees.  God loves them just the same.

    Welcome to 2017.  Really.  This pie’s for you!

  • my problem and how I solved it…

    my problem and how I solved it…

    the title of this post is from an old column that used to run in The Readers Digest magazine.  It used to tell about how someone had a really tough life problem and how they got the problem, then how they solved it – or how things got better.  there were other columns that ran, and I used to read these sitting in the laundromat, waiting for my clothes to dry, especially.  must have been that people dumped off their old magazines at the laundromat, and that was a good thing for those of us who sat for hours and did the laundry once a week – not being able to afford a washer and dryer where they lived – students, young workers, and who knows who else.  it’s where we were and how we did things like this.

    yeah, my college and young career life was like that.  day by day, work my way up – had to earn every bit of it, no question in my mind – it was how it was done, back then.  still is, truth be told.

    we talked to some students about careers today.  I think that what is most interesting at the end of the talks these days is the noticeable lack of questions.  here is the opportunity to be proactive, and few take advantage.  about three to be exact.  some just listened and watched, and I wondered what they were thinking.  I tried to make eye contact with everyone of the students who attended.

    it is an interesting thing as you get older in your career, how you think about your early career and how differently people approach careers these days compared to that. we did not have “mobile devices” and we did not have “instant everything”, but, regardless of changes, today is much the same —  it is still a world of work, where you must figure out where the little door is to get on the train, and begin that career journey – kind of like Harry Potter at the train station… I love that part of the movie – the first one – where they are looking for their train stop.

    likely some of the people were “sheerly” terrified today, listening about the “insights” that we were trying to give them, probably thinking “yikes, I screwed up – it is the eleventh hour and I haven’t done what they said.”  well, it’s never too late.

    thinking of starting miz magic’s mentoring site for people who really want to get a job, want to work once they get there, don’t mind working, and don’t feel like the job and all that comes with should be “handed to them on a silver platter. voila, where’s the orange sauce?”  more it might be “get that damned thing out of your hand, stop staring at it, stop texting, and pay attention!”  or, “you want a manager job and you’ve only been here two years?  fuggeduboudit – you will need to work your ass off, just like I did and my boss did and yes, you might have to do some boring shit, but guess what?  we all have had to do boring stuff, sometimes for years, but that is how we learned about real work.  sorry, movies are fiction.  and no, you can’t bring rover to work with you and no, there is not a keg in the break room fridge…”  “get over it, get a cup of coffee and get to it!”

    career development advice.  never stop learning, get used to learning from failure, and do the hard boring stuff, it builds character.  ’nuff said.